Tuesday, February 24, 2009

You Don't Know My Name




Okays So I have a juicy story to tell. Of course I'm going to edit names because I guess its the right thing to do......We all heard the song by Miss Alicia Keys "You Don't Know My Name" and even though this story is not quite as innocent I felt it was soooooo appropriate!!

Ladies I'm not knocking one night stands or monthly stands (lol if that even exist)but at least take the time in between humps and get dude name!!! Here's the story...

We'll call him Jacob and we'll call her Meagan... Okay... So Here it goes... I met this guy name *Jacob while being cute and fab and simply walking down the street on my way to visit an Aunt... Anyway Jacob just had the nerve to approach me. And I guess due to being bored I gave him my number. Because I honestly wasnt interested... To make a long story short just couldn't help but to put him in the friend category yet he still would try... well because I'm so not a hater I decided to hook him up with my "home girl" Meagan. Maybe for selfish reasons because I wanted to get him out my hair and plus the accent that made me cringe she liked. So around April I hooked them up (mean while I still was his first choice). We'll they must of hit it off or he just wanted to HIT because in July she was PREGNANT!!!! Now here's the crazy part she named the baby after the dad..... He goes to jail and she's trying to get his info through the inmate locater site (ghetto) any who she could not find him... Come to find out his real name was *Leroy!!!!! Like OMG she personally named her baby Jacob, thinking she was naming the baby after the father when in reality his name was no where near that...
So ladies if your gonna do your thing, please get the dude's name..... I would hate for you to be a victim!!!

3 comments:

  1. this is too funny !!!!!

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  2. I think that was valuable information,especially for women who sleep with men they dont take time to get to know. And if you are a victim that sucks for you. lol

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